"how are you single?"
Guys omg if I donate my hair before October 31st I can actually have Ursula’s hair for Halloween and nOT HAVE TO DO AN UPDO INSTEAD
Play with fire again.
-No one | Alicia Keys
-I’m Yours | Jason Mraz
-All I do Is Win | DJ Khaled
-Don’t Matter | Akon
-Ignition | R Kelly
-Semi-Charmed Life | Third Eye Blind
-Ride With Me | Nelly
This blog is 97% mobile and I want every one to know that
senior quotes class of 1957
high schoolers have literally not changed at all
coming out as asexual more like
Tell it, “You belong to me, this ain’t a noose, this is a leash and I have news for you, you must obey me”
hey spn hey guess what
- dean is bisexual
- benny is bisexual
- cas is demisexual panromantic
- sam probably experimented with guys at stanford and still thinks of himself as questioning or undefined
- all demons are pansexual
- all angels are pansexual, asexual/panromantic, or aroace
- all angels are nonbinary
- nobody on your show is straight fight me
This is so accurate. At school, we literally have children who will watch our facial expressions to see if them falling is as bad as they think it might be.
CORRECT CHILD INJURY PROCEDURE:
- do not react. at the most, maybe wince and go “ooooh”
- go over to the child to assess panic level and severity of injury
- if they’re like, dying, remain calm, but they’re probably not.
- look them in the eye and ask, “you okay?” they will nod. possibly all teary-eyed. then ask, “are we gonna need to cut it off?”
- the child is thrown off. if they giggle, you’re in the money. if they do not, put a bandaid on and do some sympathetic patting. they are probably a little teary. let the sad little bug sit out for a minute. they will quickly get bored.
- works every time
"sad little bug" is the cutest and most accurate term ive heard used to describe a child because sometimes bugs are kinda super cute sometimes bugs are really fucking annoying and sometimes bugs are downright TERRIFYING