John Mulaney | The Salt & Pepper Diner
THE BEST JOKE IN EXISTENCE
GOD I JUST TOLD SOMEONE ABOUT THIS STORY
This is one of the best pieces of comedy that I have ever had the pleasure of witnessing. I love this. I have been looking for this online for awhile.
Butterflies are pretty!
I’m doing great! I get to volunteer at the animal shelter tomorrow so I get to see my babies (pretty much all the cats there). Also feel free to come off anon if you want, but I understand if you don’t :)
So how are you, lovely? I hope all’s good.
I’m glad you think so lol. Usually I get “Oh my god Jordan.” But that’s how I know it’s a good one ;D
I bet that’d be fun!! But just to warn you all I do at sleepovers is make stupid jokes a lot.
YAY IM GLAD YOU HAD FUN AND THAT ITS WARM ENOUGH FOR YOU TO SWIM!!
Oh my gosh that’s great. I mean not for your DS obviously but it makes for a good story!! Don’t kids just do the darnedest things?
- stories about your crushes/friends/etc
- pleas for advice
- bad pickup lines
- funny or embarrassing stories
- sexy or interesting questions
- just talk to me
- ask me shit
- whatever you want
Yes it is! That’s why I put asexual posts under the tag “ace adventures.” Have a good day, lil bun!